May 6, 2011

Everybody Needs a Helping Hand

Hands of a Stranger (1962)

So, imagine that you've been in a terrible car crash, and your hands have been pulverized beyond all hope. While you're unconscious, a brilliant, renegade surgeon unilaterally decides that your only hope for fully functioning hands and a normal life is immediate transplants-- and he just happens to have some very good candidates from an anonymous donor in the morgue. When you awaken and see the enormous braces and bandages, the good Doc tells a white lie -- for your own peace of mind --  that he was able to save your hands and that everything is just fine. Sometime later the bandages finally come off, and you're stunned that these are not your fingers and this is not your flesh… but then you realize you can move the new fingers and thumbs. The doctor shows you photos of the mangled, useless flesh that was the result of the accident. The operation has been a complete success -- with a little more practice and patience, your new hands will be perfectly normal! How would you react? Would you think you'd just won the medical equivalent of the Powerball? But then, what if you were one of the elite, talented few who use their hands to create sublime music or art, or wield scalpels with incredible, life-saving skill? And now, you can't get your clumsy new hands to perform worth diddly-squat. Would you still feel lucky?

Vernon Paris (James Stapleton), the recipient of the Hands of a Stranger, is not only ungrateful, he is utterly, irredeemably bummed. You see, he was a world-class pianist still basking in the glow of his greatest concert triumph when a careless cab driver lost control of the vehicle in which he was riding. Before he had even regained consciousness, a brash surgeon convinced his sister and business manager to allow the useless, mangled things that had once been his hands to be replaced with the hands of a unidentified murder victim. Now, weeks later, even though he has full movement in his hands, they might as well be hooks for all the good they do him. They're useless for the one thing he has spent a lifetime trying to achieve -- making the piano keys dance to create beautiful, otherworldly music.

This being a horror-thriller, we know somebody's going to pay for this sorry state of affairs. An almost suicidally-depressed Vernon first confronts his gold-digging former girlfriend (Elaine Martone), who won't return his calls now that he's a nobody. In a fit of anger, he shoves her into a table lamp, which somehow instantly lights her on fire (bad wiring??!) Next, he visits the home of the cab driver responsible for the accident. The driver's young son makes the mistake of inviting him in, explaining that his father's gone off to get him a dog, but should be back shortly. The chatty boy finds out from Vernon that he is (was) a pianist. When he innocently urges the sullen Vernon to play something for him on the family piano, very bad things happen.

Up to this point, the wretched man seems to be stumbling zombie-like through a waking nightmare, scarcely knowing what he's doing. After the tragedy in the cabbie's home, something in him snaps, and he transforms from a sleepwalker into a very aggrieved man bent on punishing everyone he blames for stealing his life from him. But instead of going after the arrogant head surgeon Gil Harding (Paul Lukather), he picks off low-hanging fruit in the form of the young doctors who assisted in the fateful operation.

This film-noirish version of The Hands of Orlac (Les Mains d'Orlac) by Maurice Renard downplays, but doesn't eliminate, the supernatural idea that the hands of a murderer are compelling their new owner to kill. Shortly after the operation, Vernon's distraught sister Dina (Joan Harvey) demands to know "whose hands he [Dr. Harding] put on my brother's arms!" Dr. Harding defends himself and medical science in his uniquely aggressive, clumsy way: "If you're concerned with the possibility that he [the donor] might have been some kind of madman, let me assure you that psychotic tendencies don't transfer themselves mystically to the physical extremities after death!" Even though Harding has given the police fingerprints from the donor hands, by the end of the film we still don't know the donor's identity, or if he was a solid citizen or a murderer. Part of the film's charm is that it leaves the viewer wondering.

The hands of a stranger: pre-op
Hands of a Stranger is something of a schizophrenic film (and I'm not referring to the mental state of the protagonist). The imagery is striking, the black and white photography by Henry Cronjager is superb, and parts of it are as suspenseful and well-crafted as anything in the A-list crime-thriller/film noir canon. On the flip side, the dialog is so ripe and over-the-top, I found myself in a more or less constant state of bemusement, thinking "did he/she really say that?!" The characters talk like second-rate college English professors who've smoked a little too much weed and are trying to impress each other with their wit and erudition. For example, the detective investigating the shooting of the unidentified man at the beginning of film seems to be something of a frustrated philosopher:
"Hands… amazing things when you think about it. A genius device of flesh and bone that can paint a beautiful picture, control a scalpel, press a trigger. And perhaps the delicately lined pictures on the tips of those hands themselves can tell me all I want to know."
Or how about this exchange toward the end between the doctor and the demented Vernon:
Doc: "You're interested in nothing but vengeance? Beauty is no longer important to you?"
Vernon: "On the contrary, justice is a form of moral beauty, or is that too unscientific?"
Whew! The filmmakers should have let the great black-and-white imagery do more of the storytelling, and dialed back on the bombastic talk. And yet, when the film is good (and mostly silent), it's very, very good. The title sequence is particularly impressive. A timpani strikes an ominous note over a cityscape at night. Cut to a drainpipe dripping onto a discarded garbage lid on a deserted sidewalk. In the background, a neon hotel light is flashing. A man carrying a briefcase walks into the shot and heads down the sidewalk, away from the camera. Cut to a medium shot of two men in a car, their faces hidden in shadows. We see them glance at each other in close-up-- only their eyes are visible. We see the driver's hand start the car. We see the man continuing down the sidewalk. The car glides down the street as the music builds. The man with the briefcase pauses, looking over his shoulder… then suddenly, he bolts. The car picks up speed and the headlights pop on. Close-up of a hand and gun -- shots ring out. The man collapses dramatically against a streetlamp. The car screeches to a halt, and one of the dark-clothed assassins jumps out. He rifles through the dying man's coat, grabbing his wallet and other valuables. He jumps back into the car and it screeches away from the scene. Cut to the lamppost: the dying man's hands inch their way up the post as he desperately clings to life… the music swells as the main title appears.

The hands: post-op
I remember as a kid sitting open-mouthed in front of the TV during that opening sequence. After almost 50 years, it still packs quite a punch. Another great example of letting the pictures do the talking is the carnival scene late in the film. The Doc and Dina take the troubled Vernon to a carnival with the idea of easing his obsession for a couple of hours. In the midst of the bright lights and tumult, Vernon's tentative smiles quickly turn to frowns and despair as everywhere he looks, he's reminded of the gift that he's lost: a player-piano churns out honky-tonk music as if mocking him; a clown skillfully juggles with nimble hands; a fun-house mirror displays his reflection with monstrously-elongated hands and fingers… (See the clip below.)

Hands of a Stranger was Newt Arnold's first producing/directing job, and practically his last-- he only directed two more pictures, the Phillipines-based Blood Thirst (1971; he also produced) and Bloodsport (1988), a martial-arts epic with Jean-Claude Van Damme. His resume as an assistant or second unit director is much more extensive (55 films), ranging from The Godfather Part II (1974) to Blade Runner (1982) to A Simple Plan (1998). Given the promise of his directing debut, it's a shame he labored so many years in the relative obscurity of assistant/second unit work. But then Fate doesn't always lend us a helping hand.

A side note: The fictional Dr. Harding was nearly 40 years ahead of his time-- the first successful long-term hand transplantation wasn't achieved until 1999.

Hands of a Stranger is available from the Internet Archive, and on DVD from Alpha Video.

A fun night at the carnival turns creepy and disturbing as ex-pianist Vernon Paris (James Stapleton) is reminded at every turn of the precious gift he has lost:

April 25, 2011

Horrifying Health Care

Night Monster (1942)

Several weeks ago I was joking with a co-worker that my pets (3 dogs and 3 cats) enjoy far better health care than I do: I can always get them an appointment within a day or two; the office wait time is minimal; and the vets and the techs are always smiling and giving the critters lots of love and attention. I, on the other hand, sometimes wait weeks for an appointment, and when I do get there… well, let's just say I've gained a wealth of knowledge about not-so-current events and sports from thumbing through dog-eared magazines in the waiting (and waiting, and waiting) room.

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be wealthy enough to afford the kind of lavish attention that my animals get-- cheerful, top-notch professionals who have all the time in the world to listen to your complaints, empathize, and do something about them. Of course, money doesn't always buy happiness, or even competent doctors-- Michael Jackson being a recent spectacular example.

Night Monster's wealthy recluse Kurt Ingston (Ralph Morgan) seems to have been similarly cursed with incompetent medical help, leaving him a bedridden quadriplegic. The film opens on an ominous note, as Ingston's anxious sister Margaret (Fay Helm) confronts the housekeeper (Doris Lloyd) hunched over on the main stairs of the family mansion. It appears-- at least to Margaret-- that the housekeeper is mopping up blood. The housekeeper, whose attempt at a poker face is a clear failure, dismisses the idea as ridiculous, but Margaret is having none of it:  "Blood-- the whole house reeks of it. The air is charged with death and hatred and something that's unclean!"  She knows what she's seen, but the staff of Ingston Towers seem intent on trying to convince her that she's just suffering from nervous exhaustion… or insanity.

If Margaret Ingston is insane, then Milly the maid (Janet Shaw) is too, because she's become so spooked that she's quit her job and tried unsuccessfully to get the local constable to investigate all the "funny business" going on at the Towers. The body of the local doctor has recently been discovered in the nearby slough. The locals (including Milly) are full of stories about a deadly thing that walks the fog-covered grounds at night-- and when it walks, all the frogs in the slough become deathly silent. After having words with the imperious head butler (Bela Lugosi), Milly heads out to the village to find help in moving out. Her big mistake is going back for her things-- trapped in the malignant mansion after dark without a ride, she sets out on foot-- and promptly the frogs stop croaking…

At this point, so many visitors start arriving at the Towers that it's hard to tell all the players apart without a scorecard. Dr. Lynn Harper (Irene Hervey), a psychiatrist summoned by the anxious Margaret, has car trouble just outside the estate and is picked up by Dick Baldwin (Don Porter), a mystery writer and neighbor of the Ingstons.  Meanwhile, three doctors -- King (Lionel Atwill), Phipps (Francis Pierlot) and Timmons (Frank Reicher)  -- arrive at the nearby train station. They presided over the botched operation that left Ingston without functioning arms or legs, but have been invited out to the mansion by the apparently forgiving millionaire, who promises that he will soon make "a major contribution to medical science." King is a puffed-up twit who refuses to admit that they catastrophically failed their wealthy patient; Phipps can talk about nothing but glands-- only Timmons seems truly remorseful and sensitive to the limitations of medical science. That night at dinner, the wheelchair-bound Ingston reassures Timmons and his colleagues that "you did all that medical science could do for me. You know, I don't think you've ever been properly rewarded… but you will be…"

Ingston introduces the doctors and the other guests to Agor Singh (Nils Asther), an eastern mentalist / Yogi who has been living at the Towers for some time. Intelligent, soft-spoken and urbane, Singh is a distinct contrast to the three bickering stooges of the traditional medical establishment.  The impish Ingston seems to positively revel in the doctors' discomfort as he talks about the arcane methods he has learned from Singh to allow a man to grow new tissues at will. The arrogant Dr. King stalks off, muttering that he doesn't have time to watch "the cheap sideshow tricks of a charlatan." But the rest of the dinner party is treated to an amazing demonstration of Singh's power to tap into universal "vibrations" and materialize objects with just the power of his mind. After the spooky demonstration, there is no doubt that the incompetent doctors (even the remorseful Timmons) will soon be getting their just rewards…

As the doctors come to their "rewards" one by one in the gloomy mansion, Dick and Lynn (along with crusty, homespun constable Beggs played by Robert Homans) go into super-sleuth mode, breaking into locked rooms and puzzling over blood spots that don't appear to be from the victims. Late into the proceedings, Margaret insists to Dick and Lynn that her brother Kurt is behind the killings-- he's been brooding over his crippled condition to the point of insanity, and has lured the doctors to the Towers to punish them for their incompetence. Figuring that he's been faking paralysis, Dick convinces the constable to confront the master of the house, only to discover that Ingston has been covering up the fact that he has no legs!  But then, maybe, just maybe, this Eastern-mystic notion of mind over matter isn't so crazy after all.

Bela does his patented arched eyebrow.
Night Monster is a neat little B thriller in the "old dark house" tradition with some memorable twists and a very competent cast. Although Bela Lugosi is top-billed, he's completely wasted as the head butler who has little more to do than knit his brows, roll his eyes, and occasionally stare malevolently at the other players. Ralph Morgan (brother of "Wizard of Oz" Frank Morgan) is by turns ingratiating and sinister as he manipulates the flustered doctors like a cat playing with three cornered mice. Morgan lent his talents to several other mystery-horrors in the '40s, including Weird Woman (1944; with Lon Chaney Jr.), The Monster Maker (1944), and The Monster and the Ape (1945). Lionel Atwill is his usual screen-chewing self as the pompous Dr. King-- unfortunately he gets bumped off early (the screenwriter should have saved the best for last). Fay Helm (Margaret Ingston) had been victimized by The Wolf Man (1941) just a year before Night Monster. She appeared in a couple of dozen more programmers through the mid-1940s, including a Universal Inner Sanctum mystery with Lon Chaney Jr. (Calling Dr. Death, 1943) and the top-notch film noir Phantom Lady (1944). Baby-boomers may recognize Ingston's randy chauffeur played by a very young Leif Erikson. Erikson was a major presence on TV through the 1970s (especially in westerns), appearing in such series as The Virginian (1964-65) and The High Chaparral (1967-71).

Although it drags in places, Night Monster is a very effective and very dark B programmer. Charles Van Enger's superb cinematography and Ford Beebe's assured direction enhance some very chilling moments. Dr. Timmon's demise is particularly notable-- as he cowers in a darkened corner of his massive bedroom, a menacing shadow first covers half of his quivering form, then envelops him completely as the thing casting the shadow runs full speed at him. No less a film titan than Alfred Hitchcock is said to have admired Night Monster. Director Beebe recalled Night Monster with some fondness (quoted in Richard Borjarski's The Complete Films of Bela Lugosi):
Though it was a 'quickie,' I always was kind of proud of it. Hitchcock, who was also making a picture on the lot, screened a rough cut because he was interested in Janet Shaw for a part in his film, and was impressed with Night Monster and seemed to think it was a much more important picture than the studio thought. He couldn't believe the picture was shot in 11 days.
Night Monster is available on DVD as part of the excellent Universal Horror Classic Movie Archive set.

"There's a lot of funny business going on out here that you oughta look into before it's too late!"